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Top 10 Funny Quotes for Moms

Top 10 Funny Quotes for Moms

It’s Sunday afternoon, and we are getting mentally prepared for a new week. Some of us are stressed because of the upcoming holidays and travel, and some of us are just hoping we can make it through one more day. Whether you’re a mom of one or six, here are some funny mom quotes that we can all relate to.

Reheat your coffee, read on, and have a chuckle. Fake a tummy ache and hide in the bathroom if you want to enjoy this alone.

funny mom quotes
I’d say it’s about 50/50.
Jerry Seinfeld quote
I can’t imagine handling two at once!
Most of my time as a mother has been spent in a closet, eating something I didn't want to share.
I like to keep my Oreos in the console in my car.
Please clean that up
Also needed: Get out of the cabinet, don’t sit on the dog, and don’t eat that.
Working mothers are guinea pigs in the scientific experiment
And I think we can agree that “working mothers” is redundant, because we ALL work.
I know how to do anything. I'm a mom.
And on top of that, I can do about 3 of anything all at once.
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Parenthood is a journey
Such a long and never-ending journey it is.
parenting is yelling through a closed bathroom door.
You may think it changes when your kid turns 16. It doesn’t.
raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare
This was something they should have included in What to Expect When You’re Expecting.
What I want for Mother's Day 2018
Leaving this one right here for my husband so he can’t say he didn’t know EXACTLY what I wanted.

Parenting is hard. Being a mom of three with one on the way is the hardest thing I’ve done so far, and I know it isn’t going to get any easier next year. But these kids are worth it, and at least with some funny mom quotes handy, I can laugh about it. Because that’s what helps us get through the day right? When your kid takes off their diaper and smears their poop, when they dump their snack out and the dog eats it faster than you can pick it up, or when you realize you’ve been walking around Target with your nursing bra unhooked on both sides and your shirt pulled halfway up….you just have to laugh.

Do you have any funny mom quotes to share? Maybe an original one of your own? Please share in a comment – I’d love to read them then next time I’m hiding from my kids!



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